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Modeling gig

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Closed for Renovation

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

How Romans give each other a high five...

Romulus and Remus

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Anubis loved his evening rides.