Ancient World Admirers T-Shirts

"Marc Antony defriended me! I want to die." "There's an asp for that."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

Trojan Hurdler.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Romulus and Remus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"I get it!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Modeling gig

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Those knuckleheads!"

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''