Ancient Greece Admirers T-Shirts

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Sundial Time

Egyptian Football

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Troys'R'Us.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

Euripides

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Modeling gig

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Diogenes and tourists

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Atlas holds up a football.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Ancient paperwork.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Narcissus