Ancient Greece Admirers Mugs

Rodent Mythology: Hamsterphus.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Sundial Time

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Troys'R'Us.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Euripides

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Modeling gig

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Atlas holds up a football.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Ancient paperwork.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."