
Narcissus
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Narcissus
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
Jason and the Aga notes,
Troys'R'Us.
'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'
'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'
"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"
In udder de Nile
"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."
The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .
"I dropped my goblet!"
"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"
Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods
"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."
A Real Pinata Surprise
"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"
Euripides
I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!
'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'
The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.
Diogenes and tourists
Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
Stoics vs. Epicureans.
'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'
Atlas holds up a football.
'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'
Ancient Egyptian Doctors
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."
Evolution
Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.
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