Ancient Athens Admirer Mugs

"Boy, you guys really aren't ready for the Olympics."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

This side is the gag reel.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Troys'R'Us.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Pompeii restoration project.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Frieze!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Musical Vases

A Real Pinata Surprise

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

Euripides

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists