"Boy, you guys really aren't ready for the Olympics."
Ancient Athens Admirer Gifts
Looking for an inspired gift for the admirer of ancient Athens? Explore witty and thoughtful products that honor Greece's legendary philosophers, iconic architecture, and timeless stories. Whether for a history lover, a classic studies student, or a culture enthusiast, these items blend humor with history for a truly unique present. Dive into our collection of items that bring ancient Greece's wisdom and beauty into modern life, making your gift both meaningful and memorable.
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."
This side is the gag reel.
Jason and the Aga notes,
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
Troys'R'Us.
'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'
Goddess of Fertility garden feature
'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'
Pompeii restoration project.
"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"
"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."
The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .
In udder de Nile
"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"
"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"
"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"
"I dropped my goblet!"
"Frieze!"
I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!
"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"
Musical Vases
A Real Pinata Surprise
'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'
"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."
"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."
Euripides
'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'
'According to our research they were a happy people.'
Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits
The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.
Diogenes and tourists
Ancient Athens Admirer Gifts Collection
Ancient Athens Admirer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for ancient Athens admirers—each piece brings a touch of classical wit to your daily coffee or tea.
Ancient Athens Admirer Pillows
Find the perfect Athens-inspired pillow—add history, humor, and classical charm to your home decor.
Ancient Athens Admirer Prints
Browse our art prints featuring Athens and classical themes—transform your space with historic elegance and clever design.
Ancient Athens Admirer T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts celebrating Athens—perfect for showcasing your love of Greek history with a humorous or stylish twist.