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Plato

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Sundial Time

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Fishing boat.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'The penguin is upset...'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Euripides

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Diogenes and tourists

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Atlas holds up a football.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

Narcissus

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'Polly wants on-line.'

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

King Midas: The Golden Years