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Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Homerphobia

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Sundial Time

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

The Mother Of Damocles

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

Early art critic

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

Syriza

Jason and the Argonauts.

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"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

'The 300 Spartans arrived... and blocked the legislation.'

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

Toga wearhouse.

"I gave up the honest-man bit, and now I'm looking for someone with a little venture capital."

"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'