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"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

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PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

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'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Hi honey, I'm Homer!"

Iliadette.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Sundial Time

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Oedipus

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Atlasyphus.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting