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PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

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PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

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'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Hi honey, I'm Homer!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Iliadette.

Sundial Time

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Oedipus

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Atlasyphus.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Carpe diem

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'