Ancient Greece Aficionados Pillows

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Homerphobia

Sundial Time

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Early art critic

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

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Jason and the Argonauts.

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"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

First Cartoon

Syriza

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

'The 300 Spartans arrived... and blocked the legislation.'

Toga wearhouse.

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'

"Hi honey, I'm Homer!"

"I gave up the honest-man bit, and now I'm looking for someone with a little venture capital."

Achooo

"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"