Ancient Greek Aficionado Pillows

'Look, do you want my help to move or not!'

'Face it. You're not fit for man nor beast.'

Bacchus.

Sundial Time

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Euripides

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Janus 2021

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

A Real Pinata Surprise

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Mummies for Dummies

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.