Greek God Aficionado Pillows

Accusing Zeus.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Don't even think about it!'

Eurydice in prison

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Euripides

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

"It gets easier the second time."

Sisyphus: The Later Years

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."