Ancient Greek Aficionado Gifts

'Look, do you want my help to move or not!'

'Face it. You're not fit for man nor beast.'

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Sundial Time

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Janus 2021

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

A Real Pinata Surprise

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Euripides

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.