Ancient Greece Enthusiast Gifts

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

Greek Home Theater

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

Achooo

"I gave up the honest-man bit, and now I'm looking for someone with a little venture capital."

All items year zero compliant

Toga wearhouse.

'Look at me, daddy! Look at me, look at me, look at me!'

'Do you suppose Dr. Hippocrates had to deal with outrageous malpractice insurance rates?'

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'

'Point of clarification. As a Temple Craftsman you're expected to fleece the tourists and you're allowed to make obscene profits...'

Mercury gives Perseus the magic winged sandals.

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Sundial Time

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Romans.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Mummy Musician

'Don't even think about it!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'