Ancient Greek Culture Fan Gifts

Knosos - Minotaur smoking ban.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Sundial Time

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Goddess

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Easter Island Secret

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Mummy Musician

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Venus