Ancient Greek Culture Fan Mugs

Knosos - Minotaur smoking ban.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Sundial Time

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Goddess

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Mummy Musician

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Easter Island Secret

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Venus

'Somebody got some sun.'