Ancient Greek Enthusiast Mugs

Sisyphus Banana Peel

'The guy looked honest!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Sundial Time

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Romans.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Mummy Musician

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'Don't even think about it!'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Eurydice in prison

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

"It gets easier the second time."