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Sisyphus Banana Peel

'The guy looked honest!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Sundial Time

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I miss the Augean stables."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Romans.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Eurydice in prison

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Don't even think about it!'

Mummy Musician

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.