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"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

Greek Home Theater

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

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Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

"I gave up the honest-man bit, and now I'm looking for someone with a little venture capital."

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Toga wearhouse.

'Look at me, daddy! Look at me, look at me, look at me!'

'Do you suppose Dr. Hippocrates had to deal with outrageous malpractice insurance rates?'

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'

'Point of clarification. As a Temple Craftsman you're expected to fleece the tourists and you're allowed to make obscene profits...'

Mercury gives Perseus the magic winged sandals.

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Sundial Time

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Romans.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.