Ancient Culture Fan Gifts

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Not you again Achilles."

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

Zeus Lightning Bolts

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

Egyptian Cruise

"Of course I like the cave. I'm a cave woman."

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

The Curse of the Mummy

"Is that two or five pints?"

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"A beer for me and one for the Woad!"

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Picture in picture.'

"There has to be a better way to remember the way back."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."