Ancient Cultures Fans Gifts

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Darn autocorrect!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Pyramids exploding.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Mummy Musician

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Venus

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'