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Robbery of ancient Egyptian bank.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Darn autocorrect!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Pyramids exploding.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Mummy Musician

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Easter Island Secret

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!