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"Darn autocorrect!"

'Remember the good old days when throwing virgins into a volcano wasn't done virtually?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'