Ancient Cultures Fanatic T-Shirts

A pyramid shaped fish bowl

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

Mummy Musician

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Hieroglyph stamps.