Ancient Civilization Fanatic T-Shirts

'Look, pal, I'm the Pharaoh. I don't comply with you - you comply with ME!'

"Inferiority complex, unusual in a Pharaoh."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Closed for Renovation

Romulus and Remus

Pyramids exploding.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Mummy Tourist

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

Modeling gig

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'