Ancient Civilization Fanatic Gifts

'Look, pal, I'm the Pharaoh. I don't comply with you - you comply with ME!'

"Inferiority complex, unusual in a Pharaoh."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Bugger!'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Closed for Renovation

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

Pyramids exploding.

Mummy Tourist

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Romulus and Remus

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Easter Island Secret

Anubis loved his evening rides.