Ancient Civilizations Fanatic Gifts

'Bugger!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Closed for Renovation

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

How Romans give each other a high five...

Pyramids exploding.

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Modeling gig

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Easter Island Secret

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."