Ancient Cultures Fanatic Gifts

A pyramid shaped fish bowl

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Bugger!'

How Romans give each other a high five...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Mummy Musician

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"He died young."