Ancient Cultures Fan Gifts

'I'm sure the Pharaoh was a great guy, but I've got my own leadership style.'

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

"That's a wrap..!"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'A defining moment for mankind...Archimedes invents the bulldog clip.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"You're right. On paper, it seems a no-brainer."

Athena

Chiropracter in Ancient Egypt

Last of the bleeding heart liberals

Easter Island Secret

"Oh Great One! We offer you this sacrificial lamb, and your choice of any two side dishes."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's the stone age, son, and your folks have stones."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Ambrosia.

"We were once a great civilization."

'It's an extinction notice.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Darn autocorrect!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Pyramids exploding.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'