Prehistoric Cultures Fan Gifts

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early accounting scandals.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Used wheels

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'