Prehistoric Culture Fan Gifts

'He's got a new job as a solar power lobbyist.'

Early hippies.

"Hello, I'm Dugg and I'll be tenderizing your steak...too bad you've already eaten it."

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

Caveman tattoos

Early gay bars

"...19, 20. There - a major breakthrough."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early accounting scandals.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

Sober Tooth Tiger