Prehistory Fans Gifts

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'