Prehistoric Fans Gifts

'And here's our new and improved version.'

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Thag! Put those silly things down! Where are your manners?'

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)

'They seem to be making a concerted effort to go after the undecided vote this year.'

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear our of the trunk?"

"Though it doesn't pay much and you don't walk upright, hey - at least you always get to go clubbin'."

Helpful Dinosaurs

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

'I invented the door, and right away the Tribal Council passed a no-knock law!'

Lipstick is invented

nothing new under the sun

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'