Prehistoric Style Fans Gifts

'The next thing we need to learn is accessorize.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

Draw!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

I'm With Stooped

The Invention of the Wheel

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Is the fire included?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'