Prehistoric Fan Gifts

'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Caveman regrets inventing fire when the patent lawyer shows.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Fire Sale.

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

Man invents the recall.

"No Tharg, you didn't discover the dog, he just started following you around."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

A caveman kid brings a huge dinosaur home - 'He followed me home mum... can I keep him, please, can I!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, I was downsized and had nothing to do. That's when I invented the wheel.'

'No no - Get one nearer the back.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'The man who discovered summer.'

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

'We're very excited abut the commercial applications.'

"Look, Grog... Me invent road-rage!"

Never forget to floss.

'Don't you ever get tired of reruns?'

'Very cool. Chick magnet.'

"Never hunt when you're hungry."

'Forget the wheel... why don't you invent some shoes?'

"Hurry! Three second rule."

"This is pretty good, I mean...considering your brain is the size of a walnut and all."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That hasn't been invented yet. And even if it was, we couldn't afford one.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'