Prehistoric Fan Gifts

'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Caveman regrets inventing fire when the patent lawyer shows.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

'Zog make very persuasive power point presentation.'

Fire Sale.

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

Man invents the recall.

"No Tharg, you didn't discover the dog, he just started following you around."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'No no - Get one nearer the back.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

A caveman kid brings a huge dinosaur home - 'He followed me home mum... can I keep him, please, can I!'

'After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, I was downsized and had nothing to do. That's when I invented the wheel.'

"Look, Grog... Me invent road-rage!"

Never forget to floss.

'The man who discovered summer.'

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

'Don't you ever get tired of reruns?'

'We're very excited abut the commercial applications.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"If you ask me, between my stuff and your stuff, there's nothing left to invent."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

'You've invented the wheel...what's next?'