Prehistoric Predator Fan Gifts

'What do you mean, I look 'long in the tooth'.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The Invention of the Wheel

Used wheels

"I'm a monster."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

I'm With Stooped

'Is the fire included?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."