Predator-prey Fan Gifts

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

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Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Watchdog

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

The Polygon family at home

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'