Predator-prey Fan Gifts

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

OMG UR HOT

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Watchdog

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

The Polygon family at home