Pest Fan Gifts

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"I love you too, big guy."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'Maths is fun!'

Camping-Pong

"This will sting a bit."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Think about the honey."

"I'm a monster."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'