Pest Fan Gifts

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"I love you too, big guy."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I love these old decorations!"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'Maths is fun!'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"This will sting a bit."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Think about the honey."

"I'm a monster."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'