Pollinator Fan Gifts

The Hummingbird

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Greenfingers.

Bumble Bee

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"This will sting a bit."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Think about the honey."

Bee in flight.

Couch Potatoes

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

No Mow May

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

The Deer of Spring.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Damn floral activists."

Ovalifolium Longifora

Springtime

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."