Punny Pollination Fan Gifts

The Nectar Times

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Hardy Annuals

"Get out of my face!"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bees v Wasps

Cupid misses his shot.

Bee in flight.

"Will you call me?"

"Keeping busy?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Hummingbird

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'