Punny Pollination Fan Pillows

The Nectar Times

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Get out of my face!"

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bees v Wasps

Cupid misses his shot.

Bee in flight.

"Will you call me?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Keeping busy?"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Hummingbird

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'