Pollination Enthusiasts Gifts

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Bees v Wasps

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Bee in flight.

"Will you call me?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Keeping busy?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

The Colonel at home.

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Liberty

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Chicken

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

Fee Range Chickens

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Knock-knock 'Who's there?'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'