Pollination Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Bees v Wasps

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Bee in flight.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Keeping busy?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Will you call me?"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

The Colonel at home.

Liberty

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Chicken Crime Scene.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Fee Range Chickens

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

Chicken

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'I guess this means it's over between us.'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Knock-knock 'Who's there?'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'