Pollination T-Shirts

Bumble Bee

Bee flying to another flower.

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Maybe...we can be friends!?"

"Will you call me?"

Bees v Wasps

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Get out of my face!"

'That so turns me on.'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"Keeping busy?"

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

Helicopter Bee

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Bee in flight.

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

No Mow May

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

The Hummingbird

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Hell for Bees.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'She never learned how to dance.'

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

Adults only (for plants)