Pollination Promoter T-Shirts

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Bees v Wasps

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bee in flight.

"Keeping busy?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Will you call me?"

Polio - The Comeback Kid

The Hummingbird

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Honeycomb

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Hell for Bees.'

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'She never learned how to dance.'

AIDS prevention

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'That so turns me on.'

Adults only (for plants)

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

'I'm starting a union so we can have shorter flowers and more honey.'

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."