Pollination Promoter Gifts

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Bees v Wasps

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bee in flight.

"Will you call me?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Keeping busy?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

The Hummingbird

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Honeycomb

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'Hell for Bees.'

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

AIDS prevention

'She never learned how to dance.'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

Adults only (for plants)

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

'That so turns me on.'

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?