Potato Promoter Gifts

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Things are looking up!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Queen Kong

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Bees v Wasps

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Couch Potatoes

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Make love not war

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

No negative attitude anytime.

Always look on the bright side.

Spudhenge

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Archers.

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

AIDS prevention

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"