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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Things are looking up!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Bees v Wasps

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Queen Kong

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Couch Potatoes

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Make love not war

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Always look on the bright side.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

No negative attitude anytime.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

Spudhenge

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Archers.

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

AIDS prevention

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

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